Linn’s Year Ablog


The Economist Makes Me Want to Give Up
12 May 2009, 6:58 PM UTC+2
Filed under: Nonsense

…on writing about South Africa at least.

Their April 16th article on newly elected President Jacob Zuma is just too good. I mean, really good — as in, the best article I’ve ever read about contemporary South Africa.

It’s insightful, funny, comprehensive and peppered with simple, key statistics that give a pretty good sense, I think, both of the highly controversial and highly enigmatic Mr. Zuma and of the country as a whole. Its view of South Africa as neither a perpetual “miracle”-country nor an apocalypse-approaching failed state is severely lacking in both SA and foreign media, and the careful balance it strikes between praise and criticism is rare, no matter the country.

(The reader comments attached to the Zuma article, however, are unsurprisingly belligerent and distorted, but the four comments on this related page, if you’re looking for more reading, are genuinely enlightening.)



Two Weeks in Madurai
13 April 2009, 10:15 PM UTC+2
Filed under: Daily life, Travel

To sum up my two week trip to Madurai, I thought I’d just post an email I sent today to a Grinnell friend named Dean. I was in Madurai to surprise other friends studying abroad there with a program called SITA, and he had previously offered me some tips (thanks, Dean).

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Sri Meenakshi Temple

Sri Meenakshi Temple

Hey,

The trip was great! After sleeping off some of my train ride hang over, I used your directions (specifically, “across from ICIC Bank” was an essential bit of info) and got an auto ride over to the SITA center. “Hey,” I said to the two students sitting out in front of the building, “my name is Linn. Are Kelly and Blake here?” “Oh, you’re Linn,” they re-stated. “We’ve heard about you. Kelly said you haven’t been answering her emails.”

They led me back to the computer lab, and Kelly, Blake and (unexpectedly) Mike Kober and I had a little hug-fest. Fan-tastic! Kelly and Blake called me “sneaky,” and I was very happy with this.

Avvai Shanmugi

"Avvai Shanmugi"

I’m on my way back to Chennai now, where I’ll start an intership with The Hindu tomorrow. During my great two weeks in Madurai, I visited Meenakshi Temple twice (the newly repainted gopurams were reopened on April 8), drank beer and read Hemingway at three different rooftop restaurants, cooked pseudo-Mexican food w/ Mike’s family, saw a goat have its head sawed off in sacrifice at Pandykoil, feared for my life climbing Yanai Malai, got better at riding on the backs of motor bikes and off the sides of buses, got solicided for donations to a Muslim madrasah and for investment in a coastal tourist resort, learned useful words like “poodum,” danced to “Cotton Eyed Joe” at a surprise birthday party (to an utterly astonished audience), and bought several great DVDs, including a Tamil remake of Mrs. Doubtfire (photo above). I give it one and half thumbs up, but two big thumbs up for the fight scene where Mrs. Doubtfire levels five crooks at the market.

All the best,
Linn



Incredible !ndia
25 March 2009, 3:25 PM UTC+2
Filed under: Daily life

That’s the Ministry of Tourism’s most recent campaign, and I think it fits okay. “Incredible,” one says, stepping out of the airport. And then BAM!, mid-thought, an exclamation point. “I’m in !ndia.”

A man emerging from a watermelon. BAM! Bizarrely, this was the photo used to advertize an ice cream-juice drink in a restaurant I was in recently.

A man emerging from a watermelon. BAM! Bizarrely, this was the photo used to advertize an ice cream-juice drink in a restaurant I was in recently.

An auto-rickshaw. BAM! And is that a guy holding a twenty-foot PVC pipe out the side? BAM! A silk shop, and a burka shop. Restaurants in “veg” or “non-veg.” BAM BAM! A trapezoidal temple, and…a shrine to a plump Virgin Mary. Huh, BAM! People adjusting their saris and retucking their lungis, people pushing carts of split watermelons and spiky jackfruits, people fixing bicycles in the alley and splitting bamboo on the sidewalk, people pissing, people sleeping, people arguing, people, people, people. BAM bamity BAM!

I’ve been here nearly three weeks now, and the first exclamation points have worn off only a little. I keep thinking of Senegal, as that seems to be my basis for comparison for every foreign place, and much of the feeling here is the same. Right hand only for eating, taking off shoes at the door, political rallies with blasting music, little shops with a little of everything, religious icons on walls, dangling charms on back bumpers, disgusting bathrooms, friendly faces, spicy smells, packed buses in crazy traffic, mosquitoes that are problematic, constantly oppressive heat and just…the feeling of the street.

Chennai's best crumbling colonial hotel. According to unreliable sources, it was the private guesthouse of British governor (or Indian aristocrat?) for a hundred years, before it became a hotel in the '50s. In the '60s it was a hippie hang-out, reminisced one baby boomer guest I met, and a perpetual cloud of pot smoke hung above it.

Chennai's best crumbling colonial hotel, called Broadlands. According to unreliable sources, it was the private guesthouse of a British governor (or Indian aristocrat?) for a hundred years, before it became a hotel in the '50s. In the '60s it was a hippie hang-out, reminisced one baby boomer guest I met, and a perpetual cloud of pot smoke hung above this quiet courtyard.

Until yesterday, I was staying in the Triplicane neighborhood of Chennai, a densely populated mixed-income area near the city center.

For some reason I noticed dress right away. Few women in Western dress, but most men. Sandals for everyone. I’m happy to see that men almost uniformly sport cotton pants and button-up shirts, so I should fit right in. Some men prefer their hair parted severely and slicked, and mustaches are the hot thing. I dig that, too.

I feel like I’m sweating in the shower. My scalp is like a squeezed sponge, and the droplets become ants as they roll off.

So there’ the dress and the heat, but it was the feeling of safety that really hit me. I can walk around worrying about remembering a few Tamil words, worrying about not getting run over, feeling culture-shocked at all the people, senses, stores, sure. But to not worry about being mugged? After seven months in South Africa, thank goodness most of all for that. What a great relief.

As I finish old posts re: South Africa, they’ll appear below, so keep an eye peeked for those. New videos at the left, too.



Well, Where Was I?
20 March 2009, 12:00 AM UTC+2
Filed under: Daily life

This’ll be a long one, and it’s been a long time in the writing. But I’ve added asterisk separators, like an old Bantam paperback, so hopefully it’s at least manageable. Too bad the page edges aren’t colored red or yellow and the last one isn’t an order form.

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Edenvale, from across the freeway

Edenvale, from across the freeway

Well, where was I? I had just arrived at Lynda’s, I think, when I wrote my last real update. We had had an exciting political conversation on the way from the airport, and I had slept like a bat. (Right through the next day.)

The long flight, the anticlimactic panic of passing customs and my interest in impressing my new acquaintance all prevented me from being very observant. But one can’t help but notice some immediate similarities with the US–the magazine racks packed with sports and Hollywood celebs, for instance, the parking garages packed with SUVs, the wide freeways, the cookie-cutter urban sprawl, the fried chicken places.

Mine was just one up from the big tan house in the middle

Mine was just one up from the big tan house in the middle

Lynda lives in an eastern Joburg suburb called Edenvale, two cloverleaf interchanges and three stoplights (or about 20 minutes) from the airport. It’s a quiet, middle-class neighborhood, with single-family homes on big lots, numbered streets, lots of trees, a park with swing sets, the works. Homeowners and car-drivers are mostly white, but almost everyone walking on the street–maids, gardeners, handymen, service-sector employees–is black. City-slicker Joburgers sneer at Edenvale like Chicagoans probably sneer at Gary; most white folks there are conservative and boring, they say.

There is some culture in Edenvale, though. There’s a semi-famous, rip-roaring hard-rock bar called The Doors and a nice library with skylights in a big postmodern concrete block. Across the street from The Doors is a yummy bakery called De Bakkery, with–as if its name didn’t get the point across–a towering Dutch windmill replica on the roof.

The Doors nightclub, famous enough for some guy on the train to mention tripping there in the '80s

The Doors nightclub, famous enough for some guy on the train to mention tripping there in the '80s

And Edenvale, like many a white-middle-class suburb in the US, is becoming more cosmopolitan all the time. When I wanted some fish balls and sesame seeds, I went to one of the two Chinese grocery stores. When I wanted a short-wave radio, it was a Sudanese-Serbian guy who sold it to me, from the back of a shop so cluttered with piles of grubby electronics that customers squeeze single-file along one wall. His life story and 9/11 theories came free.

All these shops are located along Edenvale’s four-lane Main Street equivalent, between car dealerships, supermarkets, banks, and other staple businesses. Several Protestant churches are clustered a couple blocks away, of which a Dutch Reformed Church* is the only unusual one to American eyes. There are half-a-dozen small strip-malls within walking distance, and there’s a big glitzy mall up the hill, which is the real place to see and be seen. The only recognizable store in that mall is, bizarrely, Build-a-Bear. But change the signs on the department stores and cell phone shops, and the whole gargantuan complex could have been transplanted, bleached-blonde people and all, straight from SoCal.

One brand of biltong that is very lekker indeed

One brand of biltong that is very lekker indeed

For cheap eats away from the mall, there’s delivery pizza, Chinese take-out, McDonald’s and KFC. The corner convenience store has six-packs and 40s in the coolers, potato chips and beef jerky (biltong) on the shelves, and cigarettes in an above-counter rack. The Shoprite supermarket has the exact floor-plan of Grinnell’s Hy-Vee and Milwaukie’s Albertson’s, and Lynda’s three-bedroom ranch-style house is as generically American as they come. The backyard grass is mowed and landscaped, and a plum tree and flowering bushes occupy the curvy perimeter soil. In the living room, for the 16 hours of the waking day, either 94.7 Highveld Stereo is playing Beyonce and Madonna, or e-TV is showing WWE wrestling and Judge Judy.

* * *

My, you're looking sharp today, Johannesburg

My, you're looking sharp today, Johannesburg

Before you suspect that I accidentally stepped off the plane in Texas (or Hoboken–thanks, Elizabeth) rather than Africa, I should say that if the food, language, customs or dress in South Africa didn’t startled me, other things did. The other things weren’t personal culture-shocks but rather big-picture “social justice” sorts of issues–race, class, gender, yada yada.

For the first couple months at least, they occupied my thoughts like an army in Baghdad. At restaurants, I’d count the number of black clients and white staff–and make a judgement, of course. When I’d see some rich guy give a waiter a 30-cent tip, I’d leave 30 percent. Disappointed in all the (as I saw it) “elitism” in the news, I started recording interviews with immigrants, homeless folks and night-shift security guards. I felt like Che Guevara at a Cambodian sweatshop, Jerry Falwell at a swingers party, Richard Simmons at a…. You get what I mean–indignant and self-righteous.

Trees and cell towers from Yeoville, an appropriately named mixed-ethnicity working-class neighborhood

Trees and cell towers from Yeoville, an appropriately named mixed-ethnicity working-class neighborhood

But however new any of this stuff felt, none of it should have been any newer than Beyonce or Build-a-Bear. Income disparity, racism, xenophobia/immigration–what are more American than those social issues? (Back home, ya know, the “Negroes” are getting “uppity” and the “Mexicans are invading.”)
Being an American living in SA has the same out-of-body flavor as being a kitten looking in a mirror. Okay, it’s a bit of a fun-house mirror–sometimes the doilies and morés are more 1950s-America, the hair more ’90s, the tea-sipping politeness more British, the ketchup more vinegary. But I cannot imagine a parallel universe with more deep-down societal similarities–and more to teach us about, well, (the) US–than has South Africa.

* * *

A family photo

A family photo

Back to real people now–Lynda, for example. She’s a successful 40-ish businesswoman and works from home for her two-woman marketing company. She’s driven and punctual, but she’s also fond of movies, her dog, travel, New Age music and philosophizing. She wants, I think, to write a book someday on cross-cultural symbolism–after recently seeing a building near Madurai (south, south India) with both a swastika and star-of-David on its front façade, I suggest those as starting points.

Near downtown

Near downtown

For the two months I lived at Lynda’s house, she treated me like family. She threw me a birthday party the week I arrived, and her siblings and their kids all came over. In fact, not only did they come over, but they brought platters of home-cooked appetizers, two cakes, plenty of alcohol and presents–presents!? I have never felt such complete hospitality anywhere.

Not to be outdone by their daughter, Lynda’s parents essentially adopted me as a grandchild. They did all the things grandparents do–fed me delicious dinners, told me stories, gave me advice and took me to art and theatre shows.

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Five houses right from the intersection near the bottom-left, just in case you'd like to visit

Five houses right from the intersection near the bottom-left, just in case you'd like to visit

After two months, I decided to move closer to the two newspapers where I was working. I found a great little backyard room in Joburg’s only real hip neighborhood, called Melville–beautiful tree-lined streets, four jam-packed used book stores in a square-half-mile, ethnic restaurants, lots of foreigners, artists, journalists.** My room was part of a “commune” and had its own bathroom and a sliding door opening onto a tree-shaded pool and patio. A “commune,” in SA lingo, is just a collection of rooms on one property–so no full-moon drumming, rainwater plumbing, sitar strumming or naked Fridays, unfortunately–but the people there were great.

A lazy Melville street

A lazy Melville street

There were some quiet Congolese guys on one side who were always lifting weights on the patio, and a Coloured guy and his girlfriend. He eventually got a job at the Shell station down the street. Tshego (guttural “g”) lived across the pool from me–an easy going, skinny kid from Pretoria who popped the collars on his polo shirts. He worked in a call center doing loan collection for a big bank, but he wanted to start a TV travel show. He had a sweet computer and called me “Captain America,” and we were good friends. Tryphina and Tumi were, too, and their boyfriends were pretty chill and always around. Tryphina got a job as a secretary at a burn-survivors charity, and Tumi was working on her degree–in history or something useless. Brian, a big tall guy from Cape Town lived in the back, but I think he got kicked out at some point for not paying rent. I dunno.

The commune's white wall, under the jacaranda trees

The commune's white wall, under the jacaranda trees

A 30-something Turkish guy named Okan owns the place. He also used to own a lingerie shop, and he apparently keeps two loaded shotguns under his pillow at night. He’s really a jolly fellow, and tubby enough to be called “jolly,” but the shotguns and the lingerie are usually the only two ways I describe him. He also liked thrillers and 9/11 conspiracies–person number two now–and another friend of mine said he plays a mean traditional Turkish flute. He was thinking about going back to Turkey because his father is sick, but then he traded the lingerie shop for a bakery called “De La Crème,” and I don’t think he’s going back anymore. He’s a nice and casual guy, but he was never the most attentive landlord. He forgot to pay the electricity bill for a few months, so they shut it off one day and my meat rotted. From week to week the pool would morph from blue to brown to hot-green.

The view on Saturday

The view on Saturday

My room always smelled a little funny, too, but I chalked that up to the bed frame and took it outside a few weeks after a moved in. When the rains started, however, I realized I had probably put the mattress on the floor for nothing. Drips of water dropped on the edge of the bed, mold seeped from the carpet, little spots grew on the bathroom walls, and my paradisaical room became a hazmat zone. The mold got bad enough that I started sleeping in the bathroom with the door closed. Then I moved to sleeping on the back seat of my rental car and entered the room SWAT-style to get underwear.

Eventually the rain became less intense and my car less comfortable, and I went back home. I decided the mattress was more of a problem that the bed frame, so I took the mattress out and brought the frame back in. I got a couple of big pillows to make it feel less wooden and achy, and I positioned it so that I could sleep with my head out the door–for fresh air, see. At about 8:30 each morning, when Tshego would start up his thumping subwoofer, I’d pull my head in like a turtle and close the door.

When in want of a model, how about a portrait of the artiste?

When in want of a model, how about a portrait of the artiste?

I never got Okan to patch the leak or clean the mold, but I still think he’s a great guy. He let me sleep on the couch in the Big House for periods of several weeks in the months after I moved out and leave my junk in box in the corner, and he’s an excellent cook. Once, when I mistakenly thought my car had been stolen–long story–he went looking for it with me downtown at night, with the requisite shotguns tucked in his sock and belt.

After I left, a Dutch journalist (we’re everywhere) moved into my room, and she finally got Okan to fix the roof. But when I was packing up my stuff for India in early March, she was moving out in a huff. He’d apparently forgotten to pay the electricity bill again.

Mafeteng, I think, Lesotho

Mafeteng, I think, Lesotho

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After a week in Lesotho around Thanksgiving, I decided to get out and travel more; Joburg was getting tiring and too much like real life. In responding to my first progress report, the Watson folks had agreed; “get out of the office, already” was one particularly memorable line. They liked my second report better, and it continues the narrative from here.

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* The “Dutch Reformed Church” (DRC) in this case, I believe, is more specifically a Nederduits Gereformeerde Kerk (NG Kerk), which–although these two names are synonymous in South Africa–is actually among a family of denominations whose roots go back to the Protestant Reformation in Europe. Among these is the Reformed Church in America and several southern African denominations, including the predominantly Coloured and black URCSA and the arch-conservative Afrikaanse Protestantse Kerk. The NG Kerk is the largest of these, and it is a generally conservative, Afrikaans-speaking denomination, perhaps best-known internationally for its moral justification of apartheid. Calvinist religion was once the backbone of the Afrikaner community (one example), and South Africa remains a very religious country across all ethnic communities. While I was driving through small town after small town across the interior of the country last month, I couldn’t help but notice that a beautifully preserved NG Kerk church was usually a town’s most prominent feature. The main street, almost always called Voortrekkerstraat, would dead-end into or pass around an advent-calendar white church–whose designers seem invariably to have overestimated their towns’ populations.

** For an enjoyable, albeit over-rosy, overview of Joburg city life–including mentions of new fashion, new music and hip spots like Melville–check out this enjoyable Travel and Leisure Magazine article.



Possessions That Heighten My Comfort, Self-Esteem and Liberal Cred
3 March 2009, 12:00 AM UTC+2
Filed under: Lists

Or, Liqueur, Incense and Bongos: A Case Study in American Ex-Pat Status Identification and Post-Colonial Guilt
Or, Stuff White People Like

  • A radio tuned to the BBC World Service on short wave
  • Two Nalgenes
  • A Mac laptop
  • An Afrikaans reggae band--probably the only one on earth--in which a good friend of mine plays pennywhistle and clarinet. (Click on the cover for samples.)

    An Afrikaans reggae band--probably the only one on earth--in which a good friend of mine plays pennywhistle and clarinet. (Click on the cover for samples.)

  • A pair of Birkenstocks
  • A back brush
  • A stack of seven books on South African history–two by black South Africans, three by white liberals, one by a NY Times journalist and one by a Yale professor
  • Five reggae CDs, of which three are obscure
  • Four plaid shirts
  • A $100-something backpacking pack, with ice-ax Velcros and secret pockets
  • On the wall: postcards of mountain streams, photos of friends in collegiate scenes and a newspaper article by a white columnist on why white readers should confront their friends’ racism
  • Wooden Oregon handicrafts, for gifts
  • Four bags of plastic bags, separated by size and saved for reuse
  • Overpriced health food (almonds, cashews, gingerbread cookies, baked gourmet potato chips) and underpriced street food (peaches, oranges, bananas, more cashews)
  • Fifteen bottles of vitamin supplements
  • A sufficient amount of “Bohemian” clutter
  • Hand sanitizer


Godwin’s Rule of Nazi Analogies
2 March 2009, 12:00 AM UTC+2
Filed under: Nonsense

One of my favorite new rules is Godwin’s Rule of Nazi Analogies, which states the following: “As a…discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1.”

This happens in politics, when all the intelligent things have been said and there’s still a whole internet to fill. Bush and Obama are both Hitler, dontcha know.

In South Africa, it was discussions about apartheid that grew longest. “The apartheid government was a truly fascist regime,” claimed one friend. “I mean, from the pass laws to the militarism to the ugly brutalist architecture….” And another: “It was like Germany in the 30s. Decent people just got caught up in apartheid, and they didn’t know how to stop it.”

Heroin also = Hitler, I guess.

(See also Reductio ad Hitlerum.)



Most Overplayed Songs on Joburg Radio
1 March 2009, 12:00 AM UTC+2
Filed under: Lists, Nonsense
Rihanna

Rihanna

Or, American Junk-Pop Stuck in My Head
Or, OMG–Who Am I Anymore?

  • “Love is Free” by Sheryl Crow
  • “Take a Bow” by Rihanna
  • “Viva la Vida” by Coldplay
  • “I Kissed a Girl” by Katy Perry

I’m grabbing my puppy and putting on aviator glasses I’m so embarrassed.

(written October 08)



Second Watson Progress Report
10 February 2009, 12:00 AM UTC+2
Filed under: Daily life, Media-related, Watson reports

(written early-February 2009 — Johannesburg, South Africa) (PDF copy available upon request)

Ho hum, I’m back in Johannesburg. At least that’s what I thought to myself when I returned two weeks ago. Oh boy, I’m back in Johannesburg. Ho hum.

I returned to Joburg in late January with a laundry list of things to do. I needed to write this summary, of course, but I also had two articles I’d been meaning to put together for the Mail & Guardian. My old landlord–the gun-toting Turkish lingerie salesman with the leaky room–kindly let me leave most of my stuff at his house while I was away, heaped in a big refrigerator box in the living room. So that needed to be cleaned out and repacked for Cape Town and India. I had to make arrangements for those two destinations as well–email contacts, get a visa and plane tickets, figure out where the heck I’m going. I had also promised to revise the report I wrote in the spring for a Joburg NGO and get coffee with a few friends. Ho hum, I thought.

But I should really start from the beginning.

* * *

In mid-November I was recovering from several robberies, but I also felt I was hitting a stride with the newspaper where I was working. What I didn’t fully realize at the time, however, is how much I was truly burnt out with living in Joburg. Usually, the friendliness of people here feels more suited to a small town than a giant metropolis, but no amount of Minnesota niceness or Southern hospitality can make up for the city’s size and brashness. The drivers are bullies; the bars are tough; and most folks keep one steady eye over their shoulders and the other on their bank accounts. In the old days, people swooped in on this dry land for a strike at gold flakes and greenbacks; today the urban area is Africa’s wealthiest, and people still don’t move here for the view.

Lesotho, meanwhile, has no gold and never got rich, but it offers an abundance of charm and natural greenery. More importantly for me, it offered the inviting home of two college friends for Thanksgiving, and their company and laid-back lifestyle was just the respite I needed.

* * *

In summer, the steep hills of the Maloti Mountains are covered in new grass, and the fields tucked snugly between them are budding with corn, potatoes and moroho (leafy veggies). The yellow seed stalks of spiky aloes burst ten feet upward in silhouette against the cloud wisps and blue sky. Cattle and sheep graze lazily, and blanket-clad boys herd them with rocks and sticks. With JRR Tolkien’s birthplace just across the border in South Africa, one wonders why the Lord of the Rings movies were shot way out in New Zealand.*

On one picturesque green hillock, about four hours by rickety bus from the capital of Maseru, sits the St. Rodrigue Mission. As part of a Grinnell-funded program, my friends teach English and literature at the mission’s all-girls high school. Their cozy three-bedroom house is a hundred-yard walk from work. They don’t have electricity, clean water, warm water, regular phone access or a working toilet, and their life seemed absolutely blissful to me at the time. I caught up on some reading down by the donga (stream gully), and we went on a couple of hikes. We fried up a grasshopper one morning and made tacos one evening. For Thanksgiving, we took a live chicken out of its home in the bathtub and cut off its head in the front yard. I didn’t bathe for a week, and I felt nothing but lovely.

* * *

In your response to my last quarterly report, the whole thing essentially leads up to two strong sentences. “Take it easy a bit and get out of the office,” you said. “You have my permission!” In the original, the first three words are in all-caps, and the last four are in bold.

I knew well that I needed to get out of the office–and out of the city–and this quarter was all about making that happen.

After the week in Lesotho, I went back to Joburg for three weeks to finish up some work at the Mail & Guardian, but it wasn’t the same old same old. I made minor progress on the shrimp farming investigation, and I took a highly educational, spur-of-the-moment trip with some colleagues up to the Zimbabwe border town of Musina.** I finished up a draft of my NGO report about media coverage of “service delivery” protests. I didn’t get much closer to writing what will someday be a long article on race and racism in the US and South Africa, but I did feel a new motivation to collect reference material.

I stopped renting a room, and I got a bed in a hostel just down the street from the office so I could give up my rental car. I lived on yogurt, granola and carrots, and felt pretty good about things. Four months in and I was finally feeling fully adventurous. (“Well it’s about damn time,” I said to myself.) And then the adventure actually started.

* * *

The father of another Grinnell friend of mine had earlier put me in touch with a friend of his who lives for part of the year in South Africa, and I had arranged to spend Christmas with him. His name is Stan. He’s retired, and his hobbies include playing a lot of golf and writing mystery novels with a friend. The first of these novels, however, got picked up by HarperCollins and made it onto the LA Times‘ annual top-ten list. So much for a retirement hobby.

Anyhow, just before the holiday, I got on a third-class train to Port Elizabeth, and I was happy to be on the road again, though not as desperate to be away from Joburg as before. From PE, I took a bus to the touristy beach town of Knysna, where Stan lives. The bus broke down, naturally, and the bus company lost my backpack. Stan loaned me an airline toothbrush kit, a cell phone and an XXL t-shirt. I hit the phones in search of my bag, but to no avail.

For Christmas dinner we went over to Stan’s friend’s house, whose long deck overlooks the bay, its rocky inlet and lots of other fancy bay-side houses. The hosting couple included an American woman and her husband, a one-time manager for Sonny and Cher, so they were great for conversation. Ditto the man’s friends: two other South Africans who’d worked abroad in the music business, a Barbie-and-Ken South African couple and a balding Hollywood producer in a black turtleneck who was filming a made-for-TV movie in Cape Town. I kept a particular eye on the producer, who, between fiddling with his goatee and fiddling with his Blackberry, twice explained how producing movies can be as mundane as stuffing envelopes. I didn’t buy it–envelope stuffers don’t hang out with Jenna Jameson–but I didn’t say so. Wine flowed like the waves over the rocks, and we all had a good time.

The day before I left Knysna I retrieved my backpack from the bus company, after it had traveled at least seven times the distance I had. The following night, I missed my departing bus, slept in a city park out under the stars and figured I had had a pretty good holiday, notwithstanding missing an Xmas call with my folks.

* * *

Next I was on to Cape Town for a few days, where I again did little of relevance to my project. But I made friends; I explored the city; and I saw a great News Year’s parade. Then I headed back to Joburg on a lovely train ride (second-class this time), where I spent just one night. This was long enough only to do some laundry and rent a car for the road trip I had planned with friends.

I’ll spare you the details of our two-week trip, but a few highlights included: visiting a near-empty former asbestos mining town, up a long dirt road in Swaziland; touring a Swazi prison (“Hello, I’m a journalist from Johannesburg. I’m researching prisons. Could we perhaps speak to the warden?”); seeing lots of big animals; getting directions to a tire repair shop, by way of a tour of USAID’s South African headquarters; being picked on by a bunch of rednecks, in the only bar open late in a super-segregated small farming town; cooking a can of baked beans over a candle; driving on more dirt roads through the sheer river valleys of south-Lesotho; and communicating entirely in hand gestures and grunts with the flustered old night watchman of a hillside hut-camp as the sun went down on our final day (thanks Lonely Planet, but your language suggestions were worthless).

* * *

So after all that, I hope Joburg will forgive me if I felt a little ho-hum in home-coming. As it turned out, however, the past few weeks haven’t been all work and no play. For one thing, I decided that I should try to see a few of the many tourist sites that I missed in my four months of actually living in the city. I’ve been to the theme park, the military museum, the Constitutional Court, the Old Fort and the famous Soweto church where student protestors escaped police bullets in 1976. I also became interested enough in my NGO report again to essentially rewrite the whole thing so that it is more cohesive and includes more background info.

For the rest of February, I’ll be in Cape Town to meet up with several journalist contacts. On my way back toward Joburg to catch my flight to India, I’ll stop in Grahamstown, where I’ll visit the journalism school at Rhodes University and interview a couple of professors.

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But before I leave South Africa–and lest my five-or-so weeks of travel during this period make it seem as if I’ve forgotten my purpose here–I would like to offer some general comments on the state of investigative journalism in the South African press. By the end of my time in India, I hope, I’ll have more to add and more comparisons to make.

South African media is about as free as it gets. Journalists aren’t often intimidated, harassed or killed by the government or organized crime. If your job title is “investigative journalist,” you have virtually free reign over what you publish and when. At the papers where I worked, in fact, almost all journalists have a great deal of individual control over what they write.

Although difficult to determine, the direct persuasion of editors by corporate management and advertisers appears to be minimal. Editors themselves are minor celebrities, and they wield significant clout in the companies where they work. Readers often know their names, and it is not unheard-of for a “letter to the editor,” for example, to be personally addressed.

When I was occasionally allowed a glimpse at editors’ decision-making, I noticed that space is the most common non-content factor in consideration, although other factors were also mentioned on occasion. Readers’ concerns are occasional considered as well. In talking about a strike at a grocery store chain, for instance, an editor mentioned that the paper’s target demographic are more likely to be shoppers at the store than protestors outside. She suggested that the reporter should consider this when deciding on the angle of her story, but I suspect it had little impact. And so what if it had?

At another meeting, by contrast, it was not a concern over space or readership that came up, but one over money. The independence of journalists from their sources of funding was a major element of my original Watson proposal, so my ears perked up. In this case, the editor expressed concern over whether an advertiser would be willing to sponsor a particular collection of articles. But several others at the meeting quickly said that they should be concerned with content, not sponsorship. The editor agreed, and the articles went ahead. Particularly in tough economic times, however, balancing editorial independence and keeping a paper afloat is a tricky act to balance.

At the state broadcaster, the South African Broadcasting Corporation (SABC), meanwhile, allegations that it has been too favorable toward ruling party politicians have not abated, and this is now a more contentious issue that ever, given upcoming elections in April. Complaints of high-level corruption and incompetence persist as well, and many South Africans claim that quality has declined since the start of this decade. The national legislature also recently changed the method by which the SABC’s board of directors is chosen, allowing direct hiring and firing by the legislature itself–and therefore putting the ruling party in more direct control of the airwaves.

As in the US, personnel issues are probably the primary way that monetary concerns affect content. South African newspapers have not, as far as I can tell, suffered the same degree of layoffs as US papers, although big conglomerates do control most media. At some companies, this has meant that content is “shared” between publications, and the independence of each publication has subsequently suffered. Most large companies also cut their internal training programs in the 1990s, and there is no doubt that many newsrooms in South Africa include too many younger staff lacking experience and education. Cost-cutting measures from management–as well as, perhaps, deteriorating writing quality and generally low journalist pay–may account for the loss of experienced reporters to public relations firms.

While financial concerns, whether justified or not, have led to a gradual juniorization of some newsrooms, they probably have also led to the tabloidization of some publications. For instance: Although The Star, the traditionally staid paper where I first worked, still carries sound political analysis and lengthy feature articles on its inner broadsheets, its front page is consistently covered in gory photos and trivial gossip.

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Aside from individual journalists’ independence and publications’ financial concerns, it was another overarching issue that became most important to me.

In the introduction of my original project proposal, I claimed that “investigative stories are everywhere,” in high places (“the law courts of Pretoria”) and low (“the streets of New Delhi”). There is a balance to be negotiated there, between big-time political muckraking and localized investigations in people’s daily lives.

If a South African newspaper hasn’t chopped its investigative department in budget cuts, its reporters are likely to have sufficient time and resources to do their jobs. And they usually do their jobs well. The trouble is, “investigative journalism” usually only means “political investigative journalism” here, rather than including narrative reporting or stories with salt-of-the-earth popular appeal. The top-notch five-person investigative team at the Mail & Guardian makes and breaks the careers of SA’s high and mighty, but I found it disappointing that educated professionals make up the bulk of their readers. Whether that is due to the subject matter and style of the reporting, the cost of the newspaper or another factor, I do not know, but I suspect there is a way to make quality reporting accessible and interesting to a broader readership.

When the tabloids do features on shack-dwelling flood victims or people unable to get health care, they seemingly make up the other half of the high/low investigative journalism balance–except that their stories lack fairness and accuracy, not to mention depth and investigation. Like SA’s vast income divide, it seems there is a divide in press coverage as well.

My project proposal’s statement about investigative stories got one thing wrong–South Africa’s main courts aren’t in Pretoria–but it unexpectedly identified an important balance between two types of media coverage. There’s the wheeling and dealing of those in business and politics, and then there’s the day-to-day life of the rest of us. Both are important, but in SA, I think, the scale is tipped too far one way.

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* One wonders, that is, until one notices that wedged amid the tended fields and hilltop aloe plants are thousands of thatched rondavels and cinderblock cottages, grouped in small villages or family complexes. From the top of one hill, one may see more than half a dozen clusters of houses in the immediate vicinity, and almost every rocky ledge, eroded gully and precious tillable plot in Lesotho, says my guidebook, is privately owned by someone living nearby. Simply put, Lesotho is very overpopulated, and herdboys and hamlets would trip up sweeping battle scenes. Basotho trees don’t walk much either.

** There’s a verbose post about this trip on my blog, if you’re interested.

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Clips, Part 2
16 December 2008, 9:32 PM UTC+2
Filed under: Original journalism
From some really cool

"Together we can flip HIV to HI-Victory!"

Two more clips from my time at the Mail & Guardian in Joburg. I’ve included both my preferred original version as well as the chopped up (but official) printed version.

  • 28 Nov 08, in the Mail & Guardian: Some awesome, awesome anti-HIV PSAs have been running on TV. My favorite version, with a few bonus notes (PDF); printed version (JPG).
  • 12 Dec 08, in the M&G: Two colleagues and I took a two-night trip last week up to a town called Musina at the Zimbabwe border, where a cholera outbreak has filtered into South Africa with Zimbabwean refugees. These refugees, meanwhile, sleep for weeks on a dirt field called the “show grounds,” without sufficient food or shelter, as they wait for South African officials to process their applications for asylum. The part about the show grounds was my contribution. My favorite version (PDF); printed version (online, scroll down for my section).

A few more words on the 12 Dec 08 piece –

If some of my other stories had been frivolous, this one was exactly the opposite. It was a trial by fire in reporting on crisis situations, and it was significant enough that I can imagine writing a retrospective journal entry about it some day.

It will point to our Musina trip as my first real-life encounter with foreign correspondence — and correspondents. It’ll include a poignant anecdote about being surrounded and watched by a crowd of two-dozen men — young men, old men, students, factory workers, professionals — and feeling that all of them hope desperately that a few words in a newspaper somewhere will better their situation. It will discuss my personal dilemma with whether to give money or food to interviewees, and my personal difficulty in speaking to women.

And it’ll include social commentary and rhetorical questions. Why were aid agency medics and their souped-up pick-ups doing the work of the SA medical service in Musina, it will ask, while thousands died of cholera in Zim? Can a journalist typing pool-side accurately relay the feelings of someone sitting and sweating in the dirt? But if rich professionals didn’t have pick-ups and pools, it will counter, would they bother to come to Musina? What then? And so on. It will be very emotive and dramatic.

Until I’m a middled-age nostalgic, however, I’d just like to say something quickly about the article itself –

At Grinnell last year, I took a class on media and ethnic conflict, taught by a well-respected Polish journalist, and I was reminded of one of his comments while in Musina. One day in class, he was telling stories about reporting on the Siege of Sarajevo (1992-96) during the Bosian War, and he was making, as usual, lots of forcefully opinionated statements. He praised some of the writing of his fellow correspondents, and he trashed others’ as exaggerated, haphazard, lazy or otherwise simply bad. According to him, the main determinant for the quality of reporting in high-stress situations was — no surprise here — experience.

Unfortunately, however, some editors purposefully send younger reporters out into war zones and humanitarian disasters. It’s because they’re eager and willing, he said, or because older reporters have commitments, families or a sense of mortality. When the young journalists get into tough situations, they’re overwhelmed and produce crap.

“Maybe I’m old-fashioned,” he said, “but I think reporters should start out writing obituaries and doing the police beat. They shouldn’t be out ducking shrapnel and sniper fire, no matter how exciting that seems to them.”

Well, there were no snipers in Musina, but none of the three of us are experienced journalists — and this wasn’t the police beat. I recalled the Sarajevo lesson several times last week, often accompanied by a chuckle and a slight shake of the head. In my future journal entry, I would say something witty about the irony of it.

In the end, I came away from Musina with a mixed self-evaluation. The article has a number of serious problems — e.g. its one-sidedness, its overuse of nameless sources, its lack of background research and its severe lack of direct quotes — but I think there were good things about it, too. The aid workers and government officials absent from my story are often over-quoted in others, and the people I did talked to — several dozen refugees at the show grounds — are often sought out only for pithy remarks or cheap emotion. Yes, I neglected to get names or lengthy quotations from many of my interviewees, but hopefully I at least produced a rounded summary of their situation.

If you get a chance to read it, I’d love to hear feedback.

Finally, a post-script about Musina. It is a city in flux like none I’d seen before, and it’s itching for sociologists like nowhere on earth. Illegal immigrants from all over the continent are flooding into the city at a rate of perhaps 500 people per day. If no one left Musina for a month and a half, the city’s population would double. Most, however, pass through the city within a few weeks of arrival, on their way to Johannesburg or another Promised Land, leaving the place with a feeling of frontier transience.

Before Zim spilled over, the area around Musina was already poor. Before the cholera epidemic, it was part of the small sliver of northeastern South Africa where malaria is endemic. Local residents are feeling the crunch and report higher levels of petty crime; some, we were told, are picking up and leaving town.

But the residents we met had remarkably few hard feelings toward the immigrants. Our waiter at the local faux-American steakhouse, for instance, said that his house had been robbed three times since October, but that he only “felt sorry” for the people who did it.

“All three times nothing heavy was taken, so I believe it was Zimbabweans who were hungry and wanted something to eat,” he said. During the second break-in, “when I walked toward the room that the guy was in, he just ran away and only took some money. I’m sure he meant no harm; he was just desperate.”

“He was just desperate?!” Say that in Joburg and people will think you’ve gone bonkers.

Meanwhile, Musina’s shopkeepers are doing brisk business with border crossers in both directions, and journalists are filling guest houses to the brim. Our B&B host said she’d turned down fourteen people in the previous afternoon alone, and she could only accommodate us if the photographer and I slept in a flat down the road. We saw a German guy with a notebook at breakfast, an AFP camera crew around lunchtime and an English freelance photog in the afternoon.

Why? Well call me cynical, but Musina is the perfect one-stop-shop for an Africa-in-crisis story. There are cholera patients at the hospital, good samaritans at the churches and starving refugees at the show grounds. And if all that runs out, the worst horrors of Zimbabwe are just across the border. Bing, bang, boom, email a flashy story to the editors and jump back in the pool. At least that’s what we did.



Senegal Is to South Africa…
16 December 2008, 4:06 PM UTC+2
Filed under: Lists

I keep finding myself making comparisons between South Africa and the only other African country in which I’ve lived, Senegal. So instead of explaining them to uninterested hostel-mates, I thought I would convert these comparisons into analogies, and write them up as…

A list of wild, semi-truthful generalizations!

  • …As Europe Is to America.
    Row houses on narrow streets with bread stands and butchers at the corner, versus single-story stucco houses with grassy backyards, a fifteen-minute SUV ride from the mall.
  • …As My German Peasant Ancestors Might Have Been to the Carnival in Rio.
    Hospitable to obsession but stoney-faced at even the most joyous public occasions, versus smiley, uninhibited and often unconditionally optimistic. My Senegalese host brother once gave me a talking-to about laughing and smiling too much in public. People will think I’m a con-man or a thief, he said. At the tip of the continent, however, a smile, a chuckle and a thumbs-up go a long, long way toward friendship.
  • …As Hometown Buffet Is to Black Angus.
    A mixture of delicious, albeit less-than-healthy, dishes floating in oil, versus lots of delicious, albeit less-than-healthy, red meat with some iceberg lettuce for garnish.
  • …As Chinatown Is to Mid-Town.
    In city-centers: cheap eats, versus budget-busting hot-dogs.
  • …As Central Florida Is to South Central.
    Criminals who would try to rob a store with a palm frond, versus criminals who would kill an elderly woman for her cell phone.
  • …As Bob Jones University Is to Hampshire College.
    Social conservatism, versus social liberalism, at least on some legal issues. In Senegal, for example, it would be tough to find people who admit that homosexuality exists in their country. SA’s 1994 constitution, meanwhile, was the first to explicitly outlaw sexual orientation discrimination, and the country became the world’s fifth to legalize gay marriage three years ago.